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Ha! yeah. i guess i'm going to have to give in to advertisers pretty soon. TAKE ME PLEASE. Ha! yeah. Given the fact that i won't be graduating this march, (still bitter about what happened) heck, i'm searching for ways to earn a little on the side to pay for the condo unit, utilities, new car, and other stuff. yeah. talk about bad timing. As for my battle plan, it's still pretty much in the rough but maybe you could help me out. i made a list of money making schemes. Now i know these might seem pretty bizarre, but Hey! if this is what it takes to earn a little cas, BY God, i'll do it!

1. Donate blood (for cash) - i have donated blood once before, but i ended up feeling a little faint. i can get used to it, right?
2. Sell my kidney - you only need one functioning kidney.
3. Sell my kid brother - he's cute right? he'd make a great commercial actor. But then i'd be responsible if his childhood gets all screwed up. Hmmm..
4. Freelance Graphic design services - i'm a really good graphic artist! i'm actually the best! and i'm super humble too.
5. Be a rockstar - my band's got talent! But we really need to come up with new material.
6. Sell my soul - let's make this the last option.
7. Take job at an Architectural firm - but then they'd make me work everyday from 8-6 pm. I might have no time for thesis.
8. Design shoes for PONY - hmmm. what if they don't like my designs. might as well try.
9. Sell my guitar stuff and comic books - HELL NO!
10. Smooch off other people? - I've been doing that for 21 years. i'm practically a pro.

Let me know what you think, people!
Take it easy!

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