Alright. Just go to google, type in "[your name] likes to" and hit search. List down the first 10 statements that match your search. Yes. If you stumble upon kinky and pervy stuff (yes, things that i would find interesting), you can disregard it and move on to the next thing. Wow! Boredom just reached a whole new level, folks! If you already know and have done this, and you feel the need to gloat and proclaim to the whole world that you've known this way before i have. do it elsewhere. don't even think of harshing my mellow. Fuck you. Sorry it's just the pms and i-wont-be-marching-on-tuesday depression kicking in. Haay. I need my meds.

Anyhoo, i know i haven't been using the name jamie for the longest time and i don't even feel like a "jamie". i decided to use it for this entry coz i would like to pay tribute to my deceased father who named me jamie.. whatever. jamie's easier to google than stupid JJ. For jamie, there where a lot of matches such as jamie oliver, jamie cullum, and of course good ol' preggy jamie lynn spears. Yey. for jj, i keep getting a lil JJ. Must be a kid rapper who in a few years, upon hitting puberty would drop the li'l just like your friendly neighborhood washed out kid rappers such as bow wow and romeo. Pffft. so you're the Guinness world's youngest recording artist. I couldn't care less.

Thank you for dropping by sarcasm island. we will now fly back to the original topic. yeah. so anyway, apparently:

1. Jamie likes to talk about how annoying Angeline is and thinks Angeline is effortlessly beautiful.
-came from a book named dear dumb diary. Yes. I also think it the diary became dumb because all the hatred this stupid middle schooler wrote on it. Hmm.. sounds familiar.

2. Jamie really likes to eat, and she is afraid that perhaps she's put on some extra weight.
- dead on. no actually, this is an understatement. forget the "perhaps" and "extra". i really put on weight. Yey! This statement was actually pertaining to a cat, how idioitic was that? Pfft.

3. Jamie likes pain.
-I actually have no sensation left in my life so i'm starting to think that i do like pain.

4. Jamie likes to sleep. When not sleeping, he sings.
- for a moment there, i forgot boys are also named jamie. i think it's a fruity name for a boy. Yes. i do like to sleep. I fall asleep while blogging, fixing my closet, arranging my comic book collection, playing guitar, during mass (i shall burn in hell soon), while swimming, etc. I'd have to disagree with the second statement though. If i had to sing to save my life, i'd probably die.

5. Jamie likes Math and PC in school because he likes to play kickball
- I do like Math and PC. but WTF? What's math and pc got to do with kickball? i haven't played kickball since the fourth grade. for those of you who aren't familiar with kickball, it's a lame ass combination of soccer and baseball. You could google it and you could also google "idiot/moron who doesn't know what kickball is" while you're at it. Just kidding

6. I know Jamie likes Justin Timberlake and Im guessing he has a iPod classic.
- I love JT! i don't want to gloat but i'm a ridonculous dancer. I do not have an iPod classic. Remember? i misplaced my 20gb sony Walkman and my cybershot sometime last year? Thank you for bringing that up.

7. Jamie likes rice pudding.
-What?! just because i'm asian, you think i like rice pudding? i don't think i even know what a rice pudding is. So you're a racist eh?

8. Jamie likes to be needed, as well as to cherish and protect his loved ones, of whom he is somewhat possessive.
-What the hell? Sure.In a bizarro emo world, that is.

9. Jamie likes to copy her brother so she likes dinosaurs too.
-Erroneous! My brother's crazy over pokemons, not dinosaurs! Although i was reading a book about dinosaurs this afternoon. Did you know that fossils will decipher the gender, age, food eaten but never the color of its skin.

10. Jamie likes to bike locally at Harold Parker, Boston Hills, Hampstead Forest, Bear Brook, and other places.
-I'm 21 and i don't know how to ride a bike. Rub it in!

You guys should do this. It's usesless. But it helps get your mind off suicide. Pfft. Kidding.